modern day Enjolras going to a private school with a really strict dress code
Enjolras getting sent down to the principal’s office pretty much everyday because he keeps growing his hair out/wearing the kilts that are meant for female students in protest and eventually the school just gives up because other students have started to fuck with gender roles and it’s too much for administration to deal with
#Enjolras being a little shit as a teenager and getting the most detentions out of any other student ever
Agreed, it never fails to puzzle me when Modern AU Enjolras is portrayed as being oh so well-behaved in an academic environment when there is so much to protest and question let’s be real
Realistically, he would stage protests in the cafeteria and have a few suspensions under his belt for disregarding school rules
just a few? I think he would have been expelled from at least two different places. Starting screaming matches with teachers, starting clubs and protests without proper permission, interrupting school assemblies, breaking school dress code, breaking school property,
cue Combeferre sighing forever and explaining to Enjolras that while the education system is fundamentally flawed, there are other ways to bring about chang- pUT THE BASEBALL BAT DOWN, ENJOLRAS, THOSE ARE THE LIBRARY WINDOWS
A Les Mis/Pitch Perfect crossover
Grantaire saying “I’m not drunk you’re just blurry”
Enjolras just whispering “make good choices” after him
Courfeyrac bursts in on Enjolras when he’s singing alone in the shower like HEY YOU’RE REALLY GOOD and Enjolras is like I AM ALSO NUDE GO AWAY
Montparnasse throws his burrito at Les Amis bus and it hits Bahorel
Eponine is that chick who says horrifying shit under her breath
Marius is the kid who got left out
Enjolras mentions having an ex-boyfriend and Bahorel’s like
there it is
exr parents aus make me uncomfortable
like where did you get that child who granted you care of that child
there is at least one criminal record between you
I don’t even think Enjolras could look after boiling pasta let alone another human being.
And while R would have the potential to be a loving parent, I doubt he’d trust himself enough to raise a kid for fear of screwing them up like his own Dad did.
I’d give them a cactus, maybe.
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING